In tabloid circles this would be known as a 'Wicked Whisper' so here goes...
Which well known kbb company is nursing a few bruises and cuts this week after some of its more inebriated staff pitched into a full blown drunken brawl outside a recent function? One in particular must've spent the rest of what was left of the night in A&E after suffering from 'road rash' - the bloody outcome of assaulting the tarmac with his face.
Oh, and they were all wearing dinner suits at the time - the irony can't have been lost by the hoodies watching the whole thing from the bus stop on the other side of the street.
I must stress that I was only a witness and didn't get involved, luckily for them I'm a complete coward. I hope this isn't a bad sign for the upcoming awards....
andrew@kbbreview.com