Have you seen the new Indiana Jones yet? Being the age that I am (36) Harrrison Ford is about as close to a deity as is humanly possible. Come on, not only is he Indiana Jones, but he's Han Solo and Rick Deckard as well, three of the coolest characters in movie history - and if I look like that when I'm 50, let alone his actual age of 65, I'll be a happy man.

If you've seen the new film you'll know that it has its flaws but it's still enjoyable stuff, however you do learn a useful fact that applaince manufacturers have really missed a trick with - climbing inside a fridge can protect you from a colossal nuclear blast.

If only they'd included that in the copy of Protect and Survive that came through everyone's letterbox in the 1980s there would've been a huge rush to appliance retailers nationwide...